40th Birthday Jokes and wishes

40th Birthday Wishes Jokes

40th Birthday wishes, funny jokes and one liners

Keep Calm

Expensive birthday Present

A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.
He says, “So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace??
She says, “Bernie, I want a divorce.
He says, “I wasn’t planning on spending that much.

Happy 40th Birthday!

Not the happiest birthday

Two weeks ago was my 40th birthday and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday and probably have a present for me. She didn’t even say “Good Morning, let alone any “Happy Birthday. I thought, “Well, that’s wives for you. The children will remember. “The children came down to breakfast and didn’t say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, “Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday. I felt a little better. Someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know it is such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, let’s go to lunch, just you and me. I said,
“By Joe, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go.

We went to lunch. We didn’t go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, “You know it is such a beautiful day; we don’t need to go back to the office, do we? I said, “No, I guess not. She said, “Let’s go to my apartment. 40th Birthday Quotes

After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I think I’ll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable. Sure, I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday…….and there I sat on the couch…….naked.

40th Birthday Wishes Jokes One Liners

Very funny 40th Birthday Wishes

Funny 40th Birthday Wishes

At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us: at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us: at 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.
– Author Unknown.

40th Birthday Wishes

Happy 40th Birthday

Forty is the old age of youth: fifty is the youth of old age.
– French Proverb.

Funny 40th Birthday wishes

Funny 40th Birthday wishes

The I just woke up face of your 30s is that’s all day long face of your 40s.
– Libby Reid.


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