Expensive birthday Present
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday.
He says, “So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace??
She says, “Bernie, I want a divorce.
He says, “I wasn’t planning on spending that much.
Not the happiest birthday
Two weeks ago was my 40th birthday and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday and probably have a present for me. She didn’t even say “Good Morning, let alone any “Happy Birthday. I thought, “Well, that’s wives for you. The children will remember. “The children came down to breakfast and didn’t say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, “Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday. I felt a little better. Someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know it is such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, let’s go to lunch, just you and me. I said,
“By Joe, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go.
We went to lunch. We didn’t go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, “You know it is such a beautiful day; we don’t need to go back to the office, do we? I said, “No, I guess not. She said, “Let’s go to my apartment.
After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I think I’ll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable. Sure, I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday…….and there I sat on the couch…….naked.
40th Birthday Wishes Jokes One Liners
At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us: at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us: at 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.
– Author Unknown.
Forty is the old age of youth: fifty is the youth of old age.
– French Proverb.
The I just woke up face of your 30s is that’s all day long face of your 40s.
– Libby Reid.